Sending emails to teachers
- Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
- Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
- judge: why did you kill that man
- me: it's a metaphor
- judge: oh....ok lol